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Follow my drake blawg please?

Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl, you should be smiling!

God. Being a grown-up being able to drink a ton of wine and talk about the economy and retirement and grandkids is sooooooooo much fun

Omg. Creeping on Jess’s twitter and saw her tweet about fake butts. Gurl, bye. Stop responding to our shit. You know most of us are jealous of your relationship and just find random things to hate on you about. Like come on. Get over yourself. You’re thirty fucking one years old and you act 22 tops.

Ugh. The more I see Bruno with his hair like this the more I just want to hunt him down and just keep him.

bruno-news:

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bruno-news:

katiefiore1: Just spent the night in the front row at the Toyota Dealer Meeting shakin it w the amazing @BrunoMars ! #sodreamy

bruno-news:

toyfordfarah: Bruno Mars #Toyota Rocks! #letsgoplaces #Vegas

Praise Jesus Hallelujah I have internet at home but I need to go to bed. 

Five seconds in and I am in lovvee.

Anonymous said: Makin love to Bruno would be crazy... sweaty, grabby, body slamming, booty bangin, bump bump bumpin, and a jump jump jumpin to that jung jung junglin beat. Uhn uhn. Feet and hands scramblin for something to grab on to while sweating and stampedin through the jungle. Screech and hollerin, pullin and scratchin, kickin and punchin, cryin and laughin, wild n nasty. Baby, you'd go in there a civilized woman, and Tarzan would turn ya into a freakin Amazoness. -slurps rice noodles-

thehooliganhangoutspot:

" crazy… sweaty, grabby, body slamming, booty bangin, bump bump bumpin, and a jump jump jumpin to that jung jung junglin beat. Uhn uhn" 

LMAO I THINK YOU JUST MADE YOUR OWN RAP VERSE!!!! XD 

omg this is so deatailed i love it! and i bet it is like that with him, dirty nast and frikkkkkiiiiii hell yea thats how he likes it!

versacemars:

Best Selling Albums of the Decade so far [Bruno Mars & Lady Gaga]:

Doo-Wops & Hooligans is #6
Unorthodox Jukebox is #12
Born This Way is #8